If you caught your husband and maid in the act.....

Hello peeps,

May I state clearly here that I DID NOT CATCH MY HUSBAND WITH OUR MAID O.
I saw this article in the Vanguard Newspaper of today the 20th of November(I had to quote the date for the doubting Thomases to confirm)lol

Ehen jare, the article of course caught my attention and I thought it would be fun to know the opinions of blogville!

Maybe I should be the first to comment sef:

First, I don't think I'd employ a maid that will be so grown enough to catch my boo's attention. And i am talking of big boobies(pardon my french), extremely humongous backside and a figure to die for. Isn't that just like leaving fire on my roof over night?

If after scaling first hurdle, he still decided to taste out of her porridge(using Nkenna Naija's rep in BB Revolution's words) then 2 things will surely happen.

1. I will skin the maid alive. She needs the mark to serve as a lesson to her generation yet unborn.

2. I will cut off boo's ''thing''.


Ok, I admit that may be a little mean but mehn, are there really men out there that will sleep with the maid and then jump on madam later same day? They sure suck and should roast in hell fire.

Randomz Part 6

Peeps,

I am so confused. And to imagine I am confused over what to wear for a parry???? My brother in law's introduction is this coming weekend and I have no flipping idea what to wear. I was gonna do my ankara dress which of cos is a design out of this world only for the bride's family to decide that we have to use ''gele'' and the colour is turquoise blue! My ankara is pink and black and it doesn't even blend! Why do they have to do this to me? Why? Abeg does anybody know any other colour I can mix with the turquoise?

Then, thinking about what the Super Eagles put me through just before Mozambique handed us the ticket to the World cup is another thing. I nearly had high blood pressure. Was screaming along with the Nigerian coach..You would have thought the boys can actually hear me from the comfort of my living room.

Now as I type this the under 17 Nigerian boys wants me to have heart attack. Playing rubbish eesh. Can someborry wake lil Temmy up please.....he has been sleeping for about 3 hours now and it is 8pm. No sleep tonite that is but God knows that is for his dad because I am so going to turn my back on the two of them!

To more interesting news,remember my friend that was in an abusive relationship? I bless God for separating them and oh well Nigeria just lost to Switzerland so I may have to sign off here. Sob Sob....

Naughty By Nature

Hee hee,

Now I believe I am a naughty girl.I have done so many naughty things this week that even me, dey shocked at myself.lol

Earlier this week, I woke up with a terrible cold, sneezing so badly that I was so sure my lungs might come out. How did the cold even start sef. My maid started coughing like a cat and I kinda immediately gave her medication as she will the one taking care of lil Temmy.

Before you can say Jack, Lil Temmy has started sneezing and since he believs that the best way to show me love is to either kiss me(which most times is laced with saliva) or sneeze/cough right in my face/mouth. And before you know it I caught the bug too. And for me, once I am down with cold, it must take it course of a week or so no matter what medication I use. But then I love the effect ''actifed'' has on me. It makes me float in between consciousness and unconsciousness, I swear it makes me happy.lol
So I took actifed and was totally knocked out, by morning I was still feeling weak and drowsy but I had to go work. Got to the office and was feeling mad sleepy and weak. I had to think of the best excuse to get off work, and as you all know that God blessed me with a functioning brain now: it only took me 10 minutes to perfect what my plan was gonna be.

Plan A: Look for a dust filled area and inhale dust which will definitely trigger the cattarh. Luck being on my side, I didnt need to do that at all as the office cleaner just chose that moment to dust the cabinets. Oh my, I stood by to inhale as much as possible. And the sneezing started.....I sneezed so hard that i was sure my lungs were gonna pop out. Walked to my Manager's office still sneezing so hard. He didnt bother to ask me anything he just said " go home''. I am so sure the guy thot i just caught swine flu.

I also did another naugty one....i sent a text to my hubby to say that I did home pregnancy test and it was positive! I am still not sure how boo managed to get back home in one peace,wether he walked on his head or he flew home.

I kept a straight face all through the questioning phase.

Boo: How did this happen, I thought I erm we have been very careful.

Temmy:(keeping a straight face) I don't know oh.

Boo: But, we always use protection now.

Temmy:(about to laugh now but had to cover up with a cough) Yeah I know but things happen.


Aight, enough gist cos I know he will kill me if he ever sees this post.

So, me thinking I was very smart kept the strip that I used for the test hoping that he won't ask to see it. I don forget say na lawyer I marry. I dunno why lawyers have a knack for wanting to know everything sha. You need to see the way he interrogates me atimes and I wonder if he thinks he is in court or something. Sometimes I bless God that he doesn't even do litigation because I doubt if I can ever get away with any ''white'' lie.

Ehen, as I was saying he saw the strip where I hid it and the cat was let out of the bag but for me the best moment was when he sat down to question me. His expression will remain classic and priceless till kingdom come.lol

Excuse the typo peeps. I honestly cant find the icon that does the spell check and yours truly can't be bothered....

Kissing and Telling.....we all do it!

I am just a dry babe at the moment. I get too tired from work so bad that I just eat
and sleep off. I love my blog but my brain isn't even giving me the slightest clue as to what to blog about.
Then someone graciously tagged me and I thought to myself just blog about this joo and stop being lazy. Life is all about variety now, so we shall deviate from the normal gbeborun and just deal with this....lol



1.My last kiss......was with my boo and little boo (his was filled with saliva and dribble tho)

2. I am listening to.......sonny with a chance on Disney Network.

3. I talk........a lot. At home, with friends and most importantly with boo. I am sure sometimes he wishes I can just go mute. lol

4. I love.......God, me, boo, my son and of cos anyone reading this.

5. My best friends .....they know themselves now abi.

6. My first real kiss........was in Uni.

7. Love is..........from the heart.

8. Marriage is........a job but love makes it easier in a way.

9. Somewhere, someone is thinking..........I am going to give Temmytayo a million naira.

10. I'll always be grateful for..........what God has brought me through.

11. The last time I really cried was because...........I didn't have a job and i was tired of staying at home.

12. My cell phone.........is a blackberry. Hee Hee.

13. When I wake up in the morning............I first say a word of prayer then study my bible.

14. Before I go to bed.......... I shower, pray and count sheep before sleeping off.

15. Right now I am thinking about..........stopping this and getting ready to go to the gym.

16. Babies are..........God’s gift. We should handle with great care.

17. I go on face book everyday.........i look out for new pictures really.

18. Today I..........will be going to the gym. Make lunch and then read some books I have been trying to read since Jan last year.

19. Tomorrow I will be........in church for 7 am, come back home and sleep!

20. I really want to be........what God has planned for me to be. He is not done with me yet.

21. Someone that will most likely re post this is.....all of you now.

2 years today, I am grateful to God.

Funny how time flies.

It is exactly two years today that I have been living with and loving my boo. Marriage is a good experience when the hand of the Lord is in it.

Today I remember how much I badly wanted to marry my Ex. Peeps that are familiar with my tales will surely remember how I cried, wailed, sobbed and did all sorts when Ex decided to throw away the 5 years we spent together.

To cut it all short, I bless God for the 2nd of April 2007 when I spoke with boo for the first time and couldn't get over his ''voice''. I guess I became hooked on that voice since then. Ours was like a fairy tale. We met and married under 6 months and till today I bless God that I did allow myself to listen to God and not my heart.

I have not been the perfect wife but God gave me a man that sees my weakness and still chose to be my strength.

Thank you boo! Luv, luv and luv you.

10 questions for the single and married.....

To everyone that did me the honours of passing through this page to congratulate me.... I appreciate thee. Ese pupo, thank you!

Training isn't so much fun at the moment joo but I can't possibly complain now. I shall let you know as things unfold in my new environment.

Back to the questions, here we go:

1. Why do single girls feel or think that married men are their best choice when it comes to boyfriends or future husbands. I personally think that a man that hides you from his wife and tells you in confidence that he doesn't love his wife anymore but you is only a lying bastard!

2. Why do we enjoy criticizing other peoples decisions about their life partners. How is it our business if Miss O decides to marry Mr A because he is from a comfy home? Shebi na their cup of tea be that now. Trust someborry like me I must talk oh. But I have changed sha,now I will wait till they start to beat themselves before I now say ''shebi I told you''. May God forgive me.

3. Why does it come easy to people to just believe that marriage will bring an end to loneliness? Kai, it doesn't work like that. I have this friend that feels that she is lonely now cos she is not married. I know and i have heard of married people that hardly talk to one another. If you find it difficult to relate with people in your single state then being married wont make any difference.

4. Why does it become so difficult in abusive relationships either mental or physical feel they wont find happiness again by leaving the scums battering them? Na by force? Is it until the man beats the daylight out of her?

5.Why does letting go of our body weight come easy to married women, especially after the first child. I am sure that a lot of women actually notice that they pile on weight in the stomach area. I am so guilty of this, initially i was bothered and i started exercise but now I have relaxed and my tummy looks as if i will be popping soon! Imagine if i was single, would i have allowed that?

6. Does being ''happily married'' makes anyone the judge and lord of someone else's marriage? This brings me to my Uncle B who feels that every man must behave like him to have a good marriage. Just beacuse he cheats on my aunt bit he settles her big time with cars, trips abroad and what ever she desires.

7. Why is it so difficult to move an after a breakup? I mean......

8. Why do we all want to use blackberry?

9. Why did i choose to blog about this sef by the way. Maybe writers block is affecting moi...

10. Thank God I made it up to 10. Ciao!

He never fails, it may tarry but it shall surely come to pass....

Chei,

Shebi y'all know that i have been job hunting for a while now right? God has done it at last. After 6 months of staying at home my God surprised me in a way that I am yet to comprehend.

In the past months i have gone for interviews and when i say interviews I mean INTERVIEWS! From 1st stage to 3rd stage and yet nothing to show for it.Lol. Dropped CV with practically every body in Lagos and I was even duped once by one silly recruitment agency like that oh. Hee(what pple will do for 419 in Naija is amazing). Thunder will fire the yansh of the owner of that agency, can I hear somebody say amen please.

Ehen, as I was saying jare. Last Saturday my boo just told me he was gonna take my CV to someone in church on Sunday so I thot ok why not, there is no harm in trying for the 1,000th time. He came back and said the ''Oga'' wants him to bring me to his office on Monday which is the next day.

So I had to rush to the salon, well...my hair wasn't sooo bad just that it could pass for a rat's nest. Ok, really do not judge me oh what is the point of making new styles every 2 weeks when I ain't going no where. That also brings me to this believe that it is so TRUE that women tend to relax after marriage. Gist for another post i guess. Anyhow, hair done, eye brows sculptured(lol) yours in Christ was ready to meet ''oga''.

We got there and the only thing he asked me was ''what did you study in Uni''? I answered and the next thing I heard was come back on Wednesday. So, I started preparing for the proper interview on Wednesday,went thru the coy's website, i asked around and blah blah. Got there on Wednesday and I was only given appointment letter. Now, tell me this is not God that has seen all my suffering that decided to reward me!

Moi, is starting training on Monday with the rest!

Help me say a big thank you to a covenant keeping God!